Sunday, January 2, 2011

Top 10 Artist Christmas Gifts

1) Mr. Z
Need some an extra push when it comes to getting work done outside of class? If you said yes, Mr. Z is the perfect present for you.  He'll motivate you and give you tips whenever you need it.  
2) Mr. Z's Studio 
Tired of working on the dining room table? Need space to spread out?  Well then, Mr. Z's secluded art studio will do you some good, he probably doesn't want it anyway.
3) Personal Cleaning Lady
Don't you hate it when you pull an all-nighter in order to finish an art piece, and then your workspace is left in shambles.  Well then a cleaning lady will solve all of your problems.
4) Butler


Don't you hate wasting time eating dinner with your family when you're really into an art piece? Well then a butler would do you some good, you wont have to waste time engaging in conversation.  Your butler will simply bring the food to you.
5)Unicycle Lessons From Willy
 Tired of normal modes of transportation?  It's time you start standing out like a real artist, take unicycle lessons from willy!
6) Portfolio Carrying Pigeon 
Don't you hate carrying your portfolio back and forth to school? I know i do, get yourself a carrying pigeon and you'll never have to bring you portfolio to and from school again.
7)Bubble Wrap Calendar
Pissed off because everyday you go to school you sit through hours of boring classes that will do nothing for your life as an artist ?  That little satisfaction you get from popping the day on your calendar after you get home from school makes it all worth it.
8) Currency

Tired of hearing that you are going to grow up to be a starving artist. Money will solve this, and you can prove those stereotyping people wrong.
9) Studio Companions
Ever get lonely in the studio? These colorful buddies will never have you feeling lonely again.
10) Fixed Gear Bike
Next to unicycling this is the second best way for artists to get around nothing more expressive than a hand-built bike without brakes.

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